The first one seems to be the horoscopes. 16-font, bolded blue letters really make me trust an email. Although the Aries one actually looks like it came from Wikipedia.
I SHALL STOP THIS CHAIN RIGHT HERE!
What saddens me is that people actually believe in chain mail; there are many, many names
And what makes me even sadder is that the person who sent me it actually sent this filth to a person she is just working on a project with. She doesn't even know that person. I feel like apologizing for her.
I find it amusing how the chain letter promises four years of bad luck to Libras who don't forward it and sixteen to Arien like myself.
The second one has me laughing out loud. It's unbelievably sappy. I wish I knew some boys' email addresses.